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Sphincter Shrinker

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Original price $ 9.50
Current price $ 8.50

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Product Info

Heat Level
Extra Hot

Size
6 oz flask

Ingredients
Applesauce, White and Balsamic Vinegar, Water, Raisins, Chile Extract, Spices, Salt, and Xanthan Gum