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    Ass in Antarctica

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    Original price $ 7.50
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    When the heat becomes unbearable, do you feel like you need a vacation? We hear Antarctica is a nice place to chill out. This is the cheapest fare ...

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    Ass in Hell

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    Original price $ 10.50
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    The hottest ass ever. Joe Chilehead's favorite hot sauce. It is inevitable, Joe Chilihead was damned from the very beginning. His exploits with Ass...

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    Ass in Space

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    It's Outta this world. In a galaxy far, far away...An evil pepper sauce of an unknown molecular structure has made its way to Earth. Its mission is...

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    Ass in the E.R.

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    Original price $ 10.00
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    Joe Chilehead quest to seek out the hottest pepper pods on the planet brings him to the Emergency Room via Trinidad where he brought home the Trini...

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    Ass in the Tub

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    Original price $ 5.50
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    This pepper sauce is seriously hot. It might sound like we are bragging, but actually we are just giving advance notice that it is going to burn on...

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    Ass in the Tub Armageddon Reserve

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    Original price $ 11.00
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    The hot sauce to end all. CAUTION: this pepper sauce is seriously hot. In fact, this is about as hot as it gets. It is brutal, it is monumental, it...

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    Ass Reaper

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    Original price $ 11.00
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    One of the hottest and neatest collectibles to come along in a long time. A frightening addition to any hot sauce collection. Perfect for halloween...

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    Hemorrhoid Helper

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    Original price $ 7.50
    Current price $ 6.50

    First you’ll laugh, then you’ll cry. Dr. H.E.M. Rhoid says, “There is nothing better than Hemorrhoid Helper to add to your pain and discomfort.” If...

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    One Fuckin' Drop At A Time

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    Original price $ 10.00
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    This is a serious hot sauce. There is no other way to describe just how hot this sauce is. Keep away from pets and small children and avoid contact...

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    Slappin' Fat Bacon Ketchup

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    Original price $ 9.50
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    Ketchup with bacon?? What's not to love?? Product Info Heat LevelMild Size12 oz bottle IngredientsTomato concentrate, high fructose corn syrup, vi...

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    The Cheech Gnarly Garlic

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    Original price $ 6.50
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    Cheech takes habanero peppers and blends them with fresh carrots, onions, mucho garlic, and a splash of lime juice to create a perfect combo of hea...

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    The Cheech Mojo Mango

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    Original price $ 6.50
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    Cheech Marin is a serious Chilehead. This time he makes a thick puree of fresh mangoes and fiery Habaneros to create a fruity sauce of medium heat....

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    The Cheech Smokin' Chipotle

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    Original price $ 6.50
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    Cheech from the Cheech and Chong movies, mashes Jalapeno, cayenne, Tabasco, and Habanero peppers together to age, then adds molasses, sugar cane, v...

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    The Hottest Fuckin' Hot Sauce

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    Original price $ 10.00
    Current price $ 8.95

    This is a seriously F@%#^&' hot sauce. There is no other way to describe just how hot this sauce really is. Keep away from pets and small child...

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    The Hottest Fuckin' Nuts

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    Original price $ 8.50
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    We warned you. These are seriously f**k*n' hot nuts. There is no other way to describe just how hot these nuts are. Keep away from pets and small c...

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